Benzies' Ain't What They Used To be

Reader Nobby has sent in a couple of suggestions for new names to boost Lib Dem leader Menzies Campbell's ratings. He writes:

How about Glen Campbell? I can just picture him doing Rhinestone Cowboy. Or, sticking with the musical theme, how about Benzies Crosby? A pipe and a croon would do the old chap's image no end of good.

Benzies Crosby: He's dreaming of a yellow Christmas