Thursday, April 01, 2010

Dumb Show In Town

Quite why the BBC's pointless One Show is filming in Margate today is anyone's guess. Perhaps Christine Bleakley left a shoe there while she was training for her water skiing challenge on the isle recently.

As for Adrian Chiles, who was it who described him recently as looking like an animated Toby jug, and not a very interesting one at that? I prefer to think of him as a pale, Brummie imitation of Benny Hill. Without the laughs.

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20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Perhaps we should have had a crowd of protesters out to drag them up to Romania by the Sea (sorry Cliftonville). The yellowcoats were out en massse to create a spotless town but locals NOT!!
Perhaps they will interview the transient non english speakers instead.

Anonymous said...

The council clearly kept this under wraps in case the locals started revolting in front of the cameras.

Anonymous said...

All Cliftonvillains are revolting!

Anonymous said...

Ha ha. So funny.
Not.

Anonymous said...

You go into Cliftonville tescos and the only people who are indigenous are the check out operators and you who is shopping !no other english spoken!
You encounter more eastern european gypsies living in Cliftonville than you do when visiting the country! we speak from experience ! there are none left all living here and using more than generous welfare system!

Peter Checksfield said...

I love hearing all those exotic east European accents & languages when in Cliftonville. So much nicer than the local pitbull-tuggers with their hateful words & attitude (& usually listening to black music & eating Asian food while complaining about immigration).

Anonymous said...

6.30 pm. You are hallucinating. I am English and go into Tesco in Cliftonville all the time. There are other languages being spoken, but as is so typical of some English, your version of the situation is only in your head.
Get a grip.

Anonymous said...

With a nose like that I'd have thought she might more aptly be named Christine Beakley

aimee_chamberlain said...

English racist pigs

Richard Eastcliff said...

Yes Aimee. There is a certain amount of xenophobia in these parts. Must be quite shocking for a Guardian reader!

Personally I've given up fighting against it, as in my experience it only leads to me being called a paedophile.

The real Rebecca said...

LOL Anon 6.30, if this was anywhere else in the country I would assume you are being postmodernly ironically comedic. But it isn't anywhere else, you live in Thanet so it's quite clear you are just another pointless, ill-educated piece of festering dog poop.

Let me educate you, you poor idiot. You said: "You encounter more eastern european gypsies living in Cliftonville than you do when visiting the country"

What 'country' are you talking about? Do you actually believe that Eastern Europe is a country? And when you visited the country of Eastern Europe could many people did you count? Did you count them with your toes as well as your fingers? How can you be sure they weren't actually educated, multilingual Brits or other people from the country of Western Europe?

I actually quite like Cliftonville, I find it funny and interesting. It's like watching Kyle but with smells. You've got to love the old school, underclass scummers who hang around there showing off their faded old-school tatoos and shouting like morons in their sweary, inarticulate saaf landan accents.

The reason you have to love these scummers is because they are the main people there and they will never leave(plus I work nearby and I don't want to actually have to greet them in the reception of my office).

Anyone who thinks there are many immigrants in Thanet clearly have never been anywhere. Most immigrants who set foot on the Isle of cabbage, clamydia and heroin leave as quickly as they possibly can, most would sneak back on the boat if they could.

The idea that millions of people from abroad all want to move into some shit, dead seaside town to live with a bunch of cretinous, racist, lazy, poorly-educated drug addicted losers is beyond hallucinogenic, it's delusional.

I wish there were more people from overseas in Thanet, they would perhaps liven this decaying shithole up and maybe widen the gene pool so we don't have yet another generation of scummers doing nothing but suck on the sore nipple of the welfare system and produce more racist, idiotic kids.

Anonymous said...

Thinking about it Rebecca, 6:30 probably does have enough fingers and toes to count everyone in Eastern Europe.

Anonymous said...

When people use language like seen here I wish I could afford to emigrate.

Anonymous said...

The trouble with many people who respond on these blogs is they see it a a place to vent issue with what is often totally foul language, this is not required, it only puts us at the level of those we criticise. However looking at facts Thanet HAS become the dumping ground for Chech Romanies as word is out its a good freeloader destination. Fact - a lovely chemist next to a local doctors surgery which for years sold all and everything which was a boon for its pensioners of the area has now had to strip its shelves, change its layout and install more cameras why .. THEFT!!! Always a problem but now worse the eastern europeans have shoplifting off to a fine art not saying the british dont contribute but since they invaded Thanet shoplifting has gone through the roof and as ever its all of us that pay for it. Have you ever tried smiling at a group of them in the street in an attempt to be friendly ... dont bother its a case of if looks could kill. Oh and dont try and drive if they are about they have a god given right to step out in front of the car and then glare at YOU as if you are being anti-social. I, as a pensioner have tried to give them the benefit of the doubt but sorry I cannot any more.

The real rebecca said...

Anon and on.....

you may be a pensioner and perhaps you expect us to respect you (like yeah, well done for getting old and growing up in an era with almost no education when people did simple jobs)but you are showing yourself to be thick and ignorant. I appreciate what you said about swearing, so I'll be gentle with you, you flaming ningcompoop.

CCTV cameras have been around for 30 years, they are hardly a new fangled invention. They certainly haven't been invented because those dastardly foreigners have shoplifting off to a fine art, you blinking nitwit.

Do you really think that people from overseas really wanted to be living in a scummy chav town like the three we have here in Thanet? No, they wanted lives and jobs, not to be surrounded by ignorant cretins, you daft ha'peth.

I have to be in Thanet for my work but if I didn't I would be happy to never breath in the foul stench of sweat, cheap beer and rotting meat that festers in this region let alone listen to the endless babbling of retarded twats with no lives and no wit or energy droning on about how all the foreigners stole their lives.

You dippy old loser

Anonymous said...

Oh dear this "Real Rebecca" sounds just like the scumbag that everyone else is accused to be on so many posts. I suggest that as she/he is only in Thanet to work that their job be given to someone local. The language and profanity of the posts is really pure vitriol. Attacking the viewpoints of older people, SOME of which who have probably contributed more to this country then the writer ever will is leaving a rather unpleasant taste in my mouth. Still this is probably the only place where anyone would actually ever be a captive audience to such uncooth ramblings.

The real Rebecca said...

That nasty taste in your mouth is probably you, erm your mouth - your rotten old teeth or maybe the stench of shame old Mr Anonanon.

Why not post your name? Come into the light, it's going to okay, relly it is.

So what if I live outside Thanet and drive in for work? I'm actually bringing a certain amount of ingenuity, culture and education here. You should think yourself lucky I bother. I may not have to live in Thanet but I contribute to the society on the Isle so it would not be a stretch to say I AM THANET.

Anonymous said...

Having read so many comments the only real "Nasty" person on the whole blog seems to be this rebecca! Perhaps they could look into the origin of the said name and behave appropriately. It is nothing to be proud of to use such terrible language it actually makes you worse than all those who swear and yell in public, theirs is at least indicative of other issues whilst yours seems to be a desire for a pure evil and vindictive streak of character - Im sure many readers feel very sorry for all that betterness you have locked up inside.

Anonymous said...

Ooops ...bitterness I meant sweet Rebecca .. all that anger in your soul is confusing my brain which is so overloaded by the local arguments.

The real Rebecca said...

That's what's they called a Freudian slip anon.

Don't feel bad that I'm better than you: better educated, better informed, not old, clever, witty, in the best job in the world, better drugs than you can imagine and I get fucked five times a day by both my partners as well as any others I pick up. I also have two beautiful babies and cheap child care.

But you can feel superior because I swear if you like, you silly old duffer.