Quite why the BBC's pointless One Show is filming in Margate today is anyone's guess. Perhaps Christine Bleakley left a shoe there while she was training for her water skiing challenge on the isle recently.
As for Adrian Chiles, who was it who described him recently as looking like an animated Toby jug, and not a very interesting one at that? I prefer to think of him as a pale, Brummie imitation of Benny Hill. Without the laughs.
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