With all the effort I'm putting into my nightly excursions on Babestation, I didn't have the energy to do a strip this week. So don't bother buying the Gazunder, I'm not in it. Not even a placeholder saying I'll be back next week. Yes, I am that pathetic that I bought it just to look for that.
As I don't get paid for my Gazundery artistic endeavours, I'm seriously wondering whether it's worth carrying on. Unless anyone out there fancies sponsoring it? A crisp 50er a week would do nicely!
Other election news, and I've now received three responses to my survey of Thanet candidates. Laura Sandys, Roger Gale and Mike Britton (Lab candidate for Fannit Norf) have all pitched in. So far, though, nothing from the UKIPs, Lib Dems or former Sarf Fannit incumbent Dr Ladychap. Perhaps he's too busy glad handing the Newington natives with Glenys Kinnock to be bothered.
Update: I've now received a response from Dr Ladyman. I've also been, er, fake handbagged by a *@%&ing comment spammer, so you'll have to put those silly words into the verification box for the time being if you want to leave your two penn'orth.
The below have until midday on Monday to respond:
Peter Bucklitsch (Lib Dem South Thanet)
Trevor Shonk (UKIP South Thanet)
Tim Garbutt (Ind Green South Thanet)
Laura Murphy (Lib Dem North Thanet)
Rosamund Parker (UKIP North Thanet)