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News And Job Nibbles

Thanet films to be screened in world's smallest solar powered cinema.
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Arts group puts on a storming weekend for Ramsgate.
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Thanet Tory councillor Ewen Cameron arrested and charged with drink driving.
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Thanet is a chlamydia hotspot.
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Isle's poor TV reception won't improve until 2012.
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Ramsgate fisherfolk go back to sea as Dover sole quota extended.
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Art Works co-ordinator Turner Contemporary. £19.5K for seven month contract.
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Lecturer in nail technology Thanet College. Up to £30K.
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China Gateway shares up 104%.
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Ramsgate man stole leg of lamb from Waitrose.
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Margate publican and wife targeted by hate campaign.
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Thanet Offshore Wind geezers drink beer in Whitstable.
You could have clicked here for a photo if the Thanet Offshore Wind geezer who snapped it hadn't taken umbrage at this link and made his flickr page private, which he should have done in the first place if he didn't want anyone else seeing it if you ask me

Overheard in Thanet

Is your hot chocolate gluten free?
Man at kiosk
Just wait til I get hold of yer, yer cunt. Yer fuckin' door won't save yer!
Man on phone in street
There were dead bodies everywhere at my fuckin' birfday do. No, seriously, my missus had to give one bloke CPR!
Man on phone in street
Yer can't smoke in a petrol station can yer? Fuck it, I'm gonna light up anyway. If I blow meself up I'm gonna charge you compensation!
Woman to staff member at petrol station
What happened to all those Socialist Workers eh? They joined the bloody Labour Party, that's what!
Man to woman in Waitrose
So I grabbed the fuckin' potato peeler and stabbed the cunt.
Man sitting outside bar.
Twitter? That's the bit between a bird's twat and her shitter, isn't it?
Man on train.
You know the medicine they give us was invented by the Germans in WW2 for their troops, so they could be shot?
Man on street.
Yeah, well, he's a fucking bald headed cunt.
Man at Margate football match.
You better choose your sweets, inch yer! I'm not a bleedin' psychic, inn I?
Woman to small child.
I like haring but I don't like it when the dog just bites into it an' it fuckin' screams and then you 'ave to go an' chop it.
Man in restaurant

The Critics Rave

Cyber Nerd Has Pop At Isle In Posion (sic) Blog Entry - Thanet Times

He should spend less time hiding behind a computer - Councillor Steve Ward, Mayor of Ramsgate

I visit from time to time looking for a sign of some redeeming feature, talent or achievement from its author but sadly I can find none! - Dr Simon Moores, Thanet Life

We're talking about a schollboy humour weblog at the edge of teh known world - Dr Simon Moores, Thanet Life

A middle class patronising pratt, unloved by Mummy and Daddy who feel he has to explain things to the people of Thanet because we're too thick to understand current events - Anonymous

Without his relentless fictional content about me, much of his blog simply wouldn't exist - Dr Simon Moores, Thanet Life

The worst offender for misinformation - Nick Laister, Save Dreamland Campaign

I'm f*cked off with left wing c*nts like you - Anonymous

I like your blog - Nick Dorman, The People

Your site is becoming the only genuine opinion site for Thanet! - 'Died (sic) In The Wool Tory'

A great source of reliable information against the tide of flannel in the local rags - Mr Dickens, Broadstairs

The living, gloating, metaphor of all that's wrong with our society - Dr Simon Moores, Thanet Life

Milks things for all they are worth - Matt B, Thanet Star

The Isle of Thanet's premier blog - Bertie Biggles, Thanet Strife

My fave blogger! - Tom Betts, yourthanet

East Kent Richard... the local blogging king - Jane Wenham Jones, Isle of Thanet Gazette

Legendary - Ray Parker, KCC Councillor for Northfleet and Gravesend West

I do enjoy your work - Iain Aitch

It may be crap, but your self congratulatory hype is hugely entertaining - Anonymous

In Ramsgate, Eastcliff Richard punning on the town’s division into East and West Cliffs takes the palm, its witty creator concealed behind the persona of a media moghul who might, to judge from accompanying sketch, have been played by Terry Thomas. - Country Life

I have asked Eastcliff Richard to remove defamatory statements, he has refused, make of it what you will. - Tony Flaig, Bignews Margate

The King of Thanet bloggers - Ray Parker

Unceasingly defeatist - Save Dreamland Campaign

An anonymous spouter of spiteful drivel - Tory Councillor Chris Wells

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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