Now that I've been asked to dress up in the full hanfu garb and serve as the Generar Erection Collespondent on the Freeview Babestation channel, I'll be drivelling here less frequently.
However, while I'm up all night doing some in depth probing, you may like to have a go on my poll. So far Labour are ahead of the Tories by an inch, with a small piece of cheese coming up the rear.
Oh dear. I seem to be taking my new position far too much to heart.