I've received a sackload of emails (two) begging me to whip my Pritt out and start gluing together all fifteen pages of that Thanet Council internal consultation document I put in the shredder last week. Blimey, what a dull lot you are!
Still, in the interests of democracy I've popped a quick poll in the sidebar on the right. You've got until midnight on Sunday to make up your minds. And remember, it's totally anonymous - no 'trails of breadcrumbs', guaranteed. I would urge you, though, not to vote yes. Otherwise I'll be spending all next week with sticky fingers!
16 comments:
Stupid poll thing dosen't work!
That gets you out of hours of work I suppose!
Stupid pole thing does work, you don't!
Having had a go on Dick's poll, myself, I can confirm that it does, in fact, seem to be working.
Though I should add that it hasn't always, in the past. In that respect, at least, he's no less human than any other male!
Do you have a crying need for bigger and stronger love weapon? We'll tell where to get it!
It's 'poll'. The word is 'poll'. It means 'a vote'. No innuendo intended. And the first person who says they thought an innuendo was a type of Italian suppository is out of here!
"specimen" - italian astronauts
Sperm count - man who made fortune selling tinned meat.
Fortitude - Italian restaurant owner who had no problems masticating.
I say!
Dickie darling, that was quite a testy call, wasn't it?
Nice to see you putting your balls where your mouth is, though.
Penitence - that moment where you don't quite know whether to take the pasta off the boil so that it's 'al dente'.
Al Dente - Italian orthodontist.
Glancing at David Quantick’s book Grumpy Old Men; New Year Same Old Cr*p, I noticed the following on page 98, I quote “Blogging is, essentially, the diary of a boring bloke in Ramsgate with too much time on his hands.”
So, is it you, me, Ramsgate Mitch or Cllr Green?
Quantick's been reading what Dr Biggles used to write about you ECR!
Flippin' spammers.
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