Thursday, March 27, 2008

Have A Go On My Poll

I've received a sackload of emails (two) begging me to whip my Pritt out and start gluing together all fifteen pages of that Thanet Council internal consultation document I put in the shredder last week. Blimey, what a dull lot you are!

Still, in the interests of democracy I've popped a quick poll in the sidebar on the right. You've got until midnight on Sunday to make up your minds. And remember, it's totally anonymous - no 'trails of breadcrumbs', guaranteed. I would urge you, though, not to vote yes. Otherwise I'll be spending all next week with sticky fingers!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stupid poll thing dosen't work!

That gets you out of hours of work I suppose!

Anonymous said...

Stupid pole thing does work, you don't!

Lucy Mail said...

Having had a go on Dick's poll, myself, I can confirm that it does, in fact, seem to be working.
Though I should add that it hasn't always, in the past. In that respect, at least, he's no less human than any other male!

Anonymous said...

Do you have a crying need for bigger and stronger love weapon? We'll tell where to get it!

Eastcliff Richard said...

It's 'poll'. The word is 'poll'. It means 'a vote'. No innuendo intended. And the first person who says they thought an innuendo was a type of Italian suppository is out of here!

Anonymous said...

"specimen" - italian astronauts

Anonymous said...

Sperm count - man who made fortune selling tinned meat.

Anonymous said...

Fortitude - Italian restaurant owner who had no problems masticating.

Lucy Mail said...

I say!
Dickie darling, that was quite a testy call, wasn't it?
Nice to see you putting your balls where your mouth is, though.

Anonymous said...

Penitence - that moment where you don't quite know whether to take the pasta off the boil so that it's 'al dente'.

Anonymous said...

Al Dente - Italian orthodontist.

Michael Child said...

Glancing at David Quantick’s book Grumpy Old Men; New Year Same Old Cr*p, I noticed the following on page 98, I quote “Blogging is, essentially, the diary of a boring bloke in Ramsgate with too much time on his hands.”

Eastcliff Richard said...

So, is it you, me, Ramsgate Mitch or Cllr Green?

Anonymous said...

Quantick's been reading what Dr Biggles used to write about you ECR!

barb michelen said...
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Eastcliff Richard said...

Flippin' spammers.