Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Davy Jones' Locker

In Memoriam
Captain Birdseye
Popular Nautical Character

So, Farewell
Then Captain Birdseye.

'Only the best
For the Captain's table',
That was
Your catchphrase.
You seemed
To know lots
Of kids who liked

I once ate
27 fishfingers
In a single

After the 19th they all tasted like cardboard.

E.C. Richard (29)


Anonymous said...

May he rest in peas.

Anonymous said...

Cod be with him.

Anonymous said...

He's gone to a batter plaice.

Anonymous said...

Poor Cap'n. I heard that he was now 'brown bread' and that his last words were 'Tartar for now'. Must be true - it came from a reliable sauce.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if his coffin will be covered in breadcrumbs?

Anonymous said...

Breadcrumbs! I didn't know he was a blogger?