Wednesday, July 29, 2009

In The Pink And Feeling Perky

Yes. Well. Thanks for all the messages of swine flu sympathy. My favourite so far being the above. The fever seems to be going down now, but, um, not the other thing. I'm beginning to suspect these Tamiflu tablets are hookie.

Anyhow, I'm now sitting up and joking with the nurses, which as we all know is tabloid code for 'He'll be worm food by the morning'. I'll keep you posted.

12 comments:

G James Esq said...

Dear Dickie. If its that serious please will you print and sign the following.
This is the last will and testament of I Richard Eastcliff (aka Cliff Richard). I being of sound mind and spirit (who'd disagree?)hereby leave all worldly goods (and some not so worldly) oh and all that money I stashed in the Virgin Islands to Gerald James Esquire. As a tax avoidance matter I also leave £5 billion pounds to charity (The Gerald James Charity for Orphaned Puppies). If £5 billion is not available my millionaire chums will I'm sure chip in or their houses may resemble a Margatonian redevelopment.
Cheers

Signed............R Eastcliff Esq
Date..............

ascu75 aka Don said...

we are not so lucky as to have full blown swine flu we have had Piggie colds

Anonymous said...

G James Esq has left out important items from the will. What will happen to the 'ear', the original Turner paintings and the box of matches that could tell a tale or two. Also who will inherit the password to your blog? Where are your ashes to be scattered? Manston, the Royal Sands or be kept in Ramsgate Museum?

Anonymous said...

ECR RIP.

Anonymous said...

You should be careful with that Tamiflu - it only shortens swine flu by one day and has a range of nasty side effects as you have discovered. If I get the dreaded SF, then I may opt out of Tamiflu taking and snivel it out for another 24 hours. Brave talk, I know!

Anonymous said...

I got on the phone and called the doctor the other day to get an appointment 'cos I think I had swine flu.

No idea if I did, I could only hear crackling

Lucy Mail said...

Were you particularly bored today, Don?

Richard Card said...

Get well soon ECR. I am hoping for you to post on the lessons of Corby (developmental toxicant effect on babies of industrial pollution .. High Court case) and er indoors thinks Sister Assumpta is overdue an appearance.

I think if you look at the costs to Corby Council (even before the damages actions kick off) that should put you in good cheer.

I wonder if TDC CE, with Thor and Sericol in mind, is following the Corby case ?

The Great Daktari said...

My wife woke up in Pigtails. Should I be worried???

Seriously ECR get well soon. If you get fed up of jokes about liberal applications of Oinkment just tell them I have prescribed you some Juantibiotics!

Anonymous said...

Come on ECR get back to it with a major Ramsgate Port anouncement due friday afternoon and you can crow about Margate having the high street with the most shop closures in the land.

Anonymous said...

Euroferries announcement after 3pm friday according to their web site.

Adem said...

A bit more regurgitated news on my blog (blatant plug) regarding the previous Euroferries comment.