Friday, July 17, 2009

Council Hunks In Trunks

Only in your super, soaraway Eastcliff Richard! Every day one of our top councillors will be getting down to his or her nitty-gritty to promote the island's beautiful Blue Flag beaches and fantastic summer sunshine!!!!

Our final hunk this week is opposition leader Clive Hart!!!! Clive, 31, isn't one of those 'hair today, gone tomorrow' politicians, and he certainly has some 'presents' when it comes to mass debates in the council chamber
!!!!!! Renowned for his 'flower power', he recently campaigned against the removal of beds in Cliftonville!!!!!!! We'd have no 'opposition' to getting close up and personal in bed with you, Clive!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Geddit?!?!?!????!!!!!?!?!??!!!!!!) [I think this series has come to its natural conclusion - Ed]

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think your spending to much time on homo erotic thoughts which reminds me its Thanet Pride Saturday

Eastcliff Richard said...

Ooh! Will Clivey be there???

mnottingham said...

Clive has a number of gay admirers who have been known to attend meetings and ask for him to take up "casework" for them!

Anonymous said...

I am delighted to see a return to low grade toilet humour, I was worried you had become too serious trying to emulate the fat bloke from Doc Martin on his website.