Monday, July 27, 2009

Titty Show Puts Margate In Pole Position

Reader Angelo writes:

I recently read an article in the Telegraph about the saucy strip show that's being put on in Margate next month. I run a chain of gentlemen's clubs in London and am looking to expand my business. As your web site seems to be well informed about the area I was wondering if you could answer a few questions for me?

1. Are there currently any lap or pole dancing clubs in the area? I have not been able to find any reference on the internet to such establishments in East Kent.
2. Are there any suitable venues in Margate which might lend themselves to being converted into such a club?
3. What in your opinion would be the attitude of the local authority to licensing such an establishment?

I look forward to your response.

Kind regards
Angelo


Well Angelo, it's not my particular cup of Earl Grey. But no, I'm not aware of any such saucy establishments in this part of the world. However, Margate would be the ideal location for this kind of thing, given that it has a seedy reputation and there are more burnt out venues awaiting resuscitation than you could point a tastefully-positioned tassel at. Ramsgate would in all probability be a little too high class, given that we have a wonderful Waitrose here on the south side while Margate has only just managed to open a manky Morrisons.

As for the council's attitude, they have publicly stated that Dippers and Dunkers will be a nipple-less taxpayers' treat, although quite how that reconciles with their other statement that it will be 'no worse than page 3' I'm not sure. Still, beggars can't be choosers and if something, er, falls in their lap I'm certain they won't look it in the mouth!

Margate's titty show in Torygraph
Margate goes mad for Morrisons

8 comments:

Peter Checksfield said...

Disgusting!

Anonymous said...

haha oh ECR we all know about your late night antics, dont be so modest!! :P

Anonymous said...

No better place than broadstairs for a gentlemans club, ECR is always telling us that broadstairs is populated by the ruling classes. It will be difficult for TDC to turn down an application under the licencing laws.

Anonymous said...

is anyone aware of the arrangements being made for the arrival of 12500 Sierra Leone's arriving on Saturday for a day out on margate sands its been on sky tv and london radio stations. Are the parking spaces available for 250 coaches and what about toilet facilities portaloos ect ? its supossed to be the biggest gathering of Africans in Europe

Anonymous said...

It's the pre Notting Hill carnival isn't it? Happens every year what's the worry?

Anonymous said...

I thought they were there last week while Gay Pride was on? Definitely a large group of Africans but not sure from which country. They were there same weekend last year too and were playing their own great music on the beach. Last weekend lot of Indians and also a large group of Muslim visitors probably from London but we still have nothing much to offer them when they get here.

Peter Checksfield said...

Anon 8:00, the "Africans" that weekend were actually West Indians. They came down to The Winter Gardens for an annual event there, really lovely people (I had a West Indian - Antiguan - stepdad, so I grew up with that culture for many years).

Anonymous said...

Sunday was a ten year celebration of Margate beach parties and a largely Jamaican affair, a very good time was had by all!