Captain Birdseye
Popular Nautical Character
So, Farewell
Then Captain Birdseye.
'Only the best
For the Captain's table',
That was
Your catchphrase.
You seemed
To know lots
Of kids who liked
Fishfingers.
I once ate
27 fishfingers
In a single
Sitting.
After the 19th they all tasted like cardboard.
E.C. Richard (29)
6 comments:
May he rest in peas.
Cod be with him.
He's gone to a batter plaice.
Poor Cap'n. I heard that he was now 'brown bread' and that his last words were 'Tartar for now'. Must be true - it came from a reliable sauce.
I wonder if his coffin will be covered in breadcrumbs?
Breadcrumbs! I didn't know he was a blogger?
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