Friday, February 09, 2007

Shocking News

Good Lord! The whole place has gone to pot since I've been on my southern sojourn! Here are the headlines:

● Dreamland to stay empty this year, apart from some half-arsed attempt to get the Scenic Railway running. As the only scenes that will greet passengers while their fillings rattle out will be an empty car park, I would argue that a case might be made to the Advertising Standards Authority.
● New improved Ike and Tina Turner Centre costs rise from £12m to £17m (not including the £8m spent on the old unimproved Ike and Tina Turner Centre).
● Tory councillor resigns after sending racist emails. No surprise there then.
● Temporary fencing along East Cliff now about as temporary as The Great Pyramid of Giza.
● Thanet Air Show ditches in the sea after organisers go tits up.

Which brings me to the most shocking news of all. Dr Biggles of Thanet Life has, in a move equivalent to a 50 year old man sporting a chunky gold chain from H Samuel, put his profile on MySpace. I ask you! For 'MySpace' read 'OldSpice'.

Still, his profile does reveal that he was 'bought-up in Westgate'. By the North Thanet Conservative Association, no doubt.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

PMSL at Biggles and his gold chain. Can someone photoshop that? Make it happen!

Unknown said...

Thanks for noticing the spelling mistake!

Richard Eastcliff said...

More of a semantic error, I would have said. Or even a Freudian slip!

The Angina Monologues said...

When are you two going to put an end to this ridiculous schollboy rivalry?

Frances Oapen said...

Hey old dude at least theyre not calling each other names like that Finchley prick!!! Ooops wash my mouth out!!!

Anonymous said...

Having seen the stills from your friend's new site I can't wait for the action packed movie to come out - "For a few Dollars Moores"

Anonymous said...

He goes um-diddly-um-up and goes down-duddly-um-down.