Blimey! I was just changing Bertie's litter tray, and this fell out of the SadScene I was lining it with:
The local council's 'magazine', Thanet Pravda.
And inside that was this:
A survey about the provision of swimming pools in the area.
Not that I'm particularly interested, as I've got an Olympic size facility in the west wing, here at the old cliff top mansion. But a peremptory perusal elicited the information that our municipal baths in Margate and Ramsgate are indeed in a sorry state. Apparently they either need to be refurbished, or replaced with a single new pool built on a greenfield site.
Let's look at the options The Uranians are giving us:
Lumme! Not too difficult to tell from that which scenario the council prefers!