'Ow's about that then, guys and gals! Ooh, pardon me, I came over all Jimmy Savile there for a moment!
Anyway, news is that since my last post I've been inundated with offers. Well, two actually. The first is from a company called Airpic. They shove a bloody great pole up and take an aerial shot of your house for you. No messy flying involved!
Thing is, they feel a certain doctor has a bit of a monopoly here in Thanet at the moment, so they're keen to break into the market.
The second offer is from a company which is about to launch the George Formby Grill. They're dubbing it The Lean, Mean, Ukelele Playing Grilling Machine. Apparently you bung your bangers in, and it'll give you a chorus of When I'm Cleaning Windows while it's doing them to a turn. Should sell millions!
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My son gave me one of those Formby things for chrismas. Put a juicy steak in for 8 miniutes comes out tasteing like a dry tea towel.
Marvelous
Yes but at least in that time you would have learnt all the lyrics to My Little Stick of Blackpool Rock!
Better the Breville you know.
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