Dear Ted, our three day old gerbil Gary was recently playing in the kitchen when he accidentally fell into the deep fat fryer. He does not seem anywhere near as lively or playful as he was before. I enclose a picture. Is there anything we can do to restore him back to health?
Hoping you can help. T.
Ted writes: Nah, he's a gonner. Chuck 'im outside.Do you have a pet that's feeling poorly? Email your problem, preferably with a photograph, to Ted@richardeastcliff.co.uk
11 comments:
Ted
I sent you a serious problem to solve,but the email bounced
is it correct?
I hope Ted from Pet Care Corner has been collared by the Beaks
That is gross!
Ted,
my pussy has little brown things crawling around in it. What should I do.
have you tried stroking the things crawling around, be careful they dont spit though
I have two old dogs called Sandy and Roger.
They are both showing signs of old age forgetting things and attacking Iris the nice cat from down the road.
Would it be better to go for the lethal injection now as their quality of life does not seem that good
Ted
Your advice re the neighbours sick kitty was invaluable and the way to raise funds for its flea treatment.
"You know what ? Raffle its owner's mare over margit"
stephenfry
Oh joy. Part One http://tinyurl.com/yahqgpt Thank you, the blessed Robert Popper, aka Robin Cooper. hello richard i think you will like this
stephenfry
And here's Part Two - but listen to Part One first... already tweeted. http://tinyurl.com/yk4n93x
sorry had no email for you all the best
8:21 Its an old code and much more difficult to read - how many hamsters and kittens died getting this message to the Pirates!!!
Cpt Defstar
Eastcliff fritters, it could catch on.
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