Sunday, September 07, 2008

The End Of The World Is Nigh

With mad scientists in white coats about to fire up a 'big bang machine' which could cause a black hole that sucks off the entire planet, I'm skedaddling to the safest place on earth I know. My agent's wallet! Ba-da-boom ching!

Click here to find out more about how we're all doomed

12 comments:

Cllr David Green said...

I used to work in the Medical Research Council Laboratory adjacent to the Rutherford High Energy Lab in Oxfordshire. They had a small version of one of these machines. The first time they used it, all of our radiation monitors went wildly off scale! For a while we all thought we were in for a bout of radiation sickness at best. We later found that they had miscalculated by an order of magnitude the ammount of electricity the machine used and forgotten to warn the national grid. (Even the small machine at Rutherford used more than the City of Reading!) It was the drop in voltage that upset our radiation monitors.

Rick said...

And you David apparently believed them ?

Anonymous said...

If you read Hawking, a black hole cannot swallow another black hole , so I think we should be safe in Thanet

Anonymous said...

Why ? Is everyone in Thanet reading Hawking ?

Anonymous said...

no, but it does prove that all we want is something to worry about. why cant we stick to mortgage repayments and council tax, rather than drinking water and thanet earth?

Anonymous said...

Muon this, we may yet be quarked, or is that f%%%%%%d. Personnaly i wear a superstring for protection.

Walter

Dick Rubin said...

Large Hadron Rap. Very good and explains it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM

Peter Checksfield said...

Thanet is a different planet. So we'll be fine as long as we stay east of Richborough.

Anonymous said...

Black Holes + Big Bang = ECR going to see Big Brenda for quickie ???

It MUST be the end of his world...

ROFL

Nige

Anonymous said...

A black hole would really put the old China Gateway in perspective...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, yeah, but do these black holes have foul mains sewerage?

Anonymous said...

Glad there wasn't a black hole created. Shame that the only hole being created is Margate with increasing murders, Clifftonville looking like a ghetto, empty shops, the remaining ones having their shop windows smashed regulaly and is a huge cost to the owners, nothing left for anyone to do, locals,visitors etc, Maybe better the blackhole did swollow Margate as this town giong down hill fast and TDC + ALL appear to have have their priorities wrong. For example since the expensive improvements to the lower half of the High St, even more shops have closed down, some of this money should have been allocated on improving the appearence of the shops. Encourage business and the town will flourish.