Good heavens! I know they've found sewage in the water round here, but now there must be Viagra in the air, given the number of Thanet bloggers currently obsessed with the old jiggy-jig.
Justin Brown never stops, neither does that Oapen woman. Angina talks about little else, but as far as I can tell hasn't got a leg to stand on, and now Lucy Mail's on some kind of non-stop shagathon!
It's at times like this that I thank the Lord that I have the willpower and resilience to conserve my vital British juices for the higher things in life. To that end, I have just taken delivery of a brand new, luxury Scrabble set from Harrods.
The only thing I want to be stiff is my upper lip.
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I humbly bow to your superior being!
Theres no way I'll be bowing to yours!!!
I've told you once Franny.
( R U on MSN Messenger? )
Jeremy seems to be a little smitten with fran,Is he the man of her dreams or the stuff of nightmares?
Put it this way, she'd probably be OK going out to dinner with him as long as she ate plenty of garlic.
I think he may be batting for the other team,Nothing wrong in that,but leave the totty for the real men!
and whats a real man? Some half-wit from College Road,Margate. Do me a favour Ted, stick with that tart from the Tesco check-out at Worstwood Cross.
Leave the crumpet to ER and I. We know how to treat a lady!
Like this one here
Jeremy old chap,The comment was supposed to be a tongue in cheek attempt at humour.
Sorry if I offended you,but it is difficult to add the nuances that a face to face chat uses.
How did you know about the young lady at Tesco's,have you your own spies over here in The Valley.
Calm down calm down!
Less of the old Ted!!
I have spies everywhere.
Carry on Christmas
I think justin would prefer- Carry on up the Kyber.
And in the circumstances, I think that is entirely appropriate, Richard!
Ah, Mr Wombat! I hope you're not going to gloat over The Ashes. I mean the cricket, not Margate.
What cricket, Richard? For the first time ever, our cricket season is over before Christmas!
Which reminds me, it's Christmas day! A merry one to you, sir!
Strauss was 'Warned'. Howzat!
Merry Christmas to all my antipodean readers! Through gritted teeth, of course!
All?
You mean there's another one?
Oh yes, I'm very big down under, don't you know.
That's not what I've heard.
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