Thursday, December 21, 2006

Isle Of Sex

Good heavens! I know they've found sewage in the water round here, but now there must be Viagra in the air, given the number of Thanet bloggers currently obsessed with the old jiggy-jig.

Justin Brown never stops, neither does that Oapen woman. Angina talks about little else, but as far as I can tell hasn't got a leg to stand on, and now Lucy Mail's on some kind of non-stop shagathon!

It's at times like this that I thank the Lord that I have the willpower and resilience to conserve my vital British juices for the higher things in life. To that end, I have just taken delivery of a brand new, luxury Scrabble set from Harrods.

The only thing I want to be stiff is my upper lip.

19 comments:

Jeremy Jacobs said...

I humbly bow to your superior being!

Frances Oapen said...

Theres no way I'll be bowing to yours!!!

Jeremy Jacobs said...

I've told you once Franny.

( R U on MSN Messenger? )

Dane Valley Ted said...

Jeremy seems to be a little smitten with fran,Is he the man of her dreams or the stuff of nightmares?

Eastcliff Richard said...

Put it this way, she'd probably be OK going out to dinner with him as long as she ate plenty of garlic.

Dane Valley Ted said...

I think he may be batting for the other team,Nothing wrong in that,but leave the totty for the real men!

Jeremy Jacobs said...

and whats a real man? Some half-wit from College Road,Margate. Do me a favour Ted, stick with that tart from the Tesco check-out at Worstwood Cross.
Leave the crumpet to ER and I. We know how to treat a lady!
Like this one here

Dane Valley Ted said...

Jeremy old chap,The comment was supposed to be a tongue in cheek attempt at humour.
Sorry if I offended you,but it is difficult to add the nuances that a face to face chat uses.
How did you know about the young lady at Tesco's,have you your own spies over here in The Valley.

scouser said...

Calm down calm down!

Jeremy Jacobs said...

Less of the old Ted!!

I have spies everywhere.

Carry on Christmas

Dane Valley Ted said...

I think justin would prefer- Carry on up the Kyber.

Willy Wombat said...

And in the circumstances, I think that is entirely appropriate, Richard!

Eastcliff Richard said...

Ah, Mr Wombat! I hope you're not going to gloat over The Ashes. I mean the cricket, not Margate.

Willie Wombat said...

What cricket, Richard? For the first time ever, our cricket season is over before Christmas!

Which reminds me, it's Christmas day! A merry one to you, sir!

big red said...

Strauss was 'Warned'. Howzat!

Eastcliff Richard said...

Merry Christmas to all my antipodean readers! Through gritted teeth, of course!

Willie Wombat said...

All?
You mean there's another one?

Eastcliff Richard said...

Oh yes, I'm very big down under, don't you know.

Willie Wombat said...

That's not what I've heard.