Cripes! It seems as if the German influence stretches across all walks of life on this tiny island. When I got into work last night, there was another presenter sitting at my desk, and a note from the station manager saying I would have to make an on-air retraction of my use of the 'K' word.
To which my response was a cheery and heartfelt "Bollocks!"
Oh well, I'm sure the cruise ships will leap at the chance of hiring me.