Monday, December 08, 2008

Bad Cod

I seed to hab cud down wid a hebby cod. Add de last ding I wad do do ad de bobent is blog. Abologies do all by fans. I'll be bad as sood as I cad ged de snod oud ob by keyboard.

Id de beadtide here is someding fuddy aboud bed wid cods frod BoobTube.

7 comments:

Ken Gregory said...

May I, respectfully, suggest a heavy dose of single malt.

Peter C said...

That might ease it, but prevention is better than cure: I've been taking a cod liver oil capsule daily for 6 years now, & in that time I've had just one minor two-day cold.

Anonymous said...

Sod the cod liver oil capsules; single malt is the answer! Bucket loads of it!

Oh God, I just agreed with Ken Gregory about something! Sod the single malt, a single 9mm to the temple should suffice...

Anonymous said...

Dickie, old chap, awfully sorry to hear of your incapacity. Ken's single malt is not enough! Add to it a tablespoonful of honey and a pressed lemon with a thumb of boiling water from the kettle with a dash of cinnamon and repeat as required. It may not cure the 'man-flu' but it certainly aids rest and recuperation.

Ken Gregory said...

Bertie,

Lemon and Honey are great with a bog standard blended scotch, but are a real no no with a good single malt

Michael Child said...

Richard Bertie I also have to admit that I concur with Ken on both counts here.

Anonymous said...

Hope you've recovered now. Anyway that's all the niceties out of the way.

I was just popping by in person (and not via Google Reader) and see that I'm on your Where are they now file (no posts for 60 days) list.

Can I say that I'm back now, and request to be moved as I've got to keep up with the Jones' on Thanet's Premier Blog.