Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Pee'd Off Isle

I see the net curtains are twitching over on the seedy north of the island at the news that Gary Glitter has been spotted by a Margate bus driver. The convicted child molester was apparently looking for a flat in Cliftonville.

Still, let's face it Margate's a dump, and Dreamland's a dead, charred dog. So how much worse could it be having the world's most notorious kiddie fiddler living in the area? After all, it was actually council policy in the 80s and 90s to attract ne'er-do-wells to Thanet with its marvellous, forward thinking 'Dole by the Sea' campaign. This is nothing more than the logical conclusion!

Click here to read full story on Gazunder website
Click here to see curtains twitching

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

ECR I feel that your alleged socialist leanings may have influenced you into not giving the cerebral Roger Gale his due.

Back as Costa Del Dole floursihed Mr Gale advocated that they should get on their bikes to find work. UNLESS they were on police bail or community based sentence in which case their housing benefits should continue to maintain them in the area to serve the interests of law enforcement.

Rumour has it that Supt George Rogers issued helmet glue to his officers as a countermeasure to all the costa del doles with a benefits advantage from being arrested. "Just knock off a policeman's helmet" being the advice of the day amongst the dole community.

It is said that some problems arose from Mr Roger's lack of clarity in his glue orders.

Anonymous said...

It would be suicide for Gary Glitter to move to Margate.

People may look down on poor people but, unlike greedy tories like Roger Gale, they do have a sense of justice.

Anonymous said...

And, when they get Manston up and running he and his gang can fly out for cheap holidays in Thailand. If it increases jobs it must be good for Thanet.

Lil~Miss~Lunatic said...

At least he's now with the rest of "his gang, his gang"

Anonymous said...

I see that the public "interest" in this story has prompted Simon Moores to go fully public with his blog, Thanet Life, again. He has been posting for a while now, but with his blog open to comments from only an invited group. Presumably, not enough people were visiting. Let's hope that he doesn't start causing the same ill-feeling and tensions that he did earlier in the year. It was nice while the quiet and disengagement lasted!

Peter Checksfield said...

It must be very confusing for the young kids in Thanet, being told to keep away from an old guy with a white beard & then being told that an old guy with a white beard will creep into their homes when they're asleep next week...

Bertie Biggles said...
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Bertie Biggles said...

Peter, the comment of the year! Marvellous!

Anonymous said...

Yes, also noticed that his majesty, the Honourable Doctor ( Non medical ) has started blogging again.

And lots of pictures of his leader in the paper, and lots of publicity for himself as well.

Nothing at all to do with the worst kept Tory secret that the aforesaid Dr ( Non medical ) is intent on being Roger Gale's successor!

He will have something else to add to his CV. Oh, no, I expect he's already added it just in case...!

DrMoores said...

Sorry, I thought one had to be selected as a candidate before one could apply for a seat held by any one of the political parties, so that's, one daft uninformed conspiracy theory scuppered!!

Strangely enough, as Mr 10:17/12:18 is so worried by my CV, I did once train as an EMT/Paramedic at the Stoke Royal Infirmary and did my "Needles & tubes" internship in the casualty department of St Georges hospital in Tooting! But you probably won't find it on my CV!

Merry Christmas!

Anonymous said...

Oh sorry, so it should be Nurse Moores, rather than Dr ( Non Medical ) Moores! I stand corrected!

Thank you. And a Merry Christmas to you as well!

Anonymous said...

Gary Glitter should be hung drawn and quatered for his crimes on young children. Haven't we enough child abusers already in Thanet? They should have closed the gate in our Country, we don't want him here either. How can anyone who has ruined so many childrens lives be allowed to getn out of prison, disgusting man, hope he doesn't come anywhere near me I'll cut the bloody thing off.