I see the net curtains are twitching over on the seedy north of the island at the news that Gary Glitter has been spotted by a Margate bus driver. The convicted child molester was apparently looking for a flat in Cliftonville.
Still, let's face it Margate's a dump, and Dreamland's a dead, charred dog. So how much worse could it be having the world's most notorious kiddie fiddler living in the area? After all, it was actually council policy in the 80s and 90s to attract ne'er-do-wells to Thanet with its marvellous, forward thinking 'Dole by the Sea' campaign. This is nothing more than the logical conclusion!
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