Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Collision Course

As regular readers will recall, my finances aren't exactly flush at the moment. Not wishing to be a burden on the state any longer than I can help it, I was flicking through the jobs pages in Kent on Sunday when this caught my eye:

Freelance and full-time sub-editors required. Just the ticket! What qualifications do I need? 'Excellent QuarkXpress skills' - tick. 'Competent at using Photoshop' - tick. 'Able to spot a a typo at 100 paces'...

When do I start?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I,I,I...sir, do you know how close you were to the paper when you hit me sir. I was only correcting the spelling Offcer

Walter Mitty of Ramsgate