Thanks to my inside contacts, I've managed to snaffle the first page of the first episode that will feature the new Doctor, here it is...
INT. TARDIS - THE DOCTOR IS FIDDLING WITH THE CONTROLS
What the fuck is wrong with this fucking piece of crap?
Well, Doctor, it is very old.
Daleks enter from screen left.
Oh do shut your fucking holes or I'll shove this sonic fucking screwdriver so far up your fucking plungers that you won't be able to extermin-fucking-ate for a week.
Cybermen enter from screen right.
Destroy the Time Lord! Destroy the Time Lord!
Fuck me! Not those fucking wankers as well!
Er, you get the picture. Meanwhile, here's an early outing for Peter Capaldi as a time traveller, in Alexei Sayle's Drunk In Time, from the mid-1990s...
And if you still haven't had enough of the Gallifreyan stuff, I can thoroughly recommend The Gay Daleks!