Monday, August 05, 2013

Council Hunks In Trunks

Yes, they're back by popular demand (one email)!!!!

Following Saturday's pic of our lovely Labour Leader curvaceous Clive Hart showing off his package, here's the full set of those Thanet Council hunks sporting their fit bods for all to see, and supporting our sizzling summer of sun here on the beautiful Ile de Thanet!!

They're so hot, they're on fire!!!!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Super Shirley Tomlinson, 20, likes a drink or twelve and wants to bring back national service!!!!!!! Well done for doing the Thanet nation a 'service', Ma'am!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Geddit?!?!?!????!!!!!?!?!??!!!!!!)
Strap-on (Shouldn't that be 'Strapping'? - Ed.) Ken Gregory, 35, loves making prank phone calls, is a keen amateur chef and says his favourite meal is a Sunday roast!!!!!!! We certainly wouldn't mind nibbling on your pork crackling, Ken!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Geddit?!?!?!????!!!!!?!?!??!!!!!!)
Dishy Doc Biggles, 28, is a former commando and high-flying jet pilot!!!!!! The brainy Doc is also into computers and has even been to Number 10 Downing Street, the home of the UK's Prime Minister!!!!!!! We'd certainly welcome your member in our cabinet, Doc!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Geddit?!?!?!????!!!!!?!?!??!!!!!!)
Red-hot Roger Latchford, 43, is a former war hero and can even boast an OBE!!!!!! UKIP-supporting Roger likes nothing more than shaking his buff booty to some bangin' tunes!!!!!!! It's an 'honour' to meet you Roger!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Geddit?!?!?!????!!!!!?!?!??!!!!!!)
Tasty Tory Sandy Ezekiel, 26, loves the island's bars and cafe culture. But it's not all fun in the sun!!!! In fact poor Sandy was done for misconduct in a public office recently, so he's sent us this photo from the showers at Wormwood Scrubs. Hope you've got someone to 'scrub' your back, Sandy!!!!!!!! (Geddit?!?!?!????!!!!!?!?!??!!!!!!)

That's enough council hunks in trunks - Ed.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Excellent, best laugh I've had in a long time

Anonymous said...

possibly the best waste of an afternoon on photoshop i have even seen. i think you are a genius as this made me rofl in many places. Is it Iggy Latchford? Priceless! Bravo to the artist. V funny

Duncan Smithson said...
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Peter Checksfield said...

I knew Linda Aldred would be too shy...

Love the Iggy Latchford pic!

Anonymous said...

If Biggles had been a commando why isn't he commando in his pic ?

At the time of his claimed Royal Marines service wasn't he a student at Roehampton Institute ? Whose OTC is Army not Royal Marines ?

But he was just a mile up the road there from where a bogus Royal Marines Reserve Unit was formed which had links to the use of Deal Barracks in Kent.

And his emergency medical tech training was that really at Stoke Infirmary or with a private company who rented rooms at Stoke Infirmary. One of the companies owned by this chap and his brother

MI6 fantasist who owned paramedic training company who used Stoke Infirmary

A simple matter for Cllr Moores, a gun enthusiast who used which Thanet Ranges ???, to clear up.

And if he is a genuine green beret man then you can show him commando with a green titfer ECR

Anonymous said...

So yet again dear old Rick has to get in his usual nonsense. Bit like another blogger, Allan Mallinson, gets promptly accused by Rick of taking an ex army authors name in vain. No evidence, of course, just showing off that he knew there was also an author by that name.

If the rock doc says he served in the RM then, in the absence of real proof otherwise, maybe we should accept that. After all, it is not something most ex service types would claim unless they really were former marines.

Otherwise an amusing piece of light hearted banter. Just a pity Rick has no sense of humour.

Ren Wood said...

See Rick has kicked off again about folk claiming military connections. That being so, what did he think about the imitation guards band in the Margate Carnival. Aren't there laws about the wearing of bogus military uniforms in public, Rick?

Anonymous said...

Slip up there earlier as I confused the Rock Doc with Biggles. Must have been the face fungus, but hardly matters, the point remains the same. Unless Rick has prove he never served with the RMR he should shut up.

As for the OTC bit, I do not think these have existed for years in any service. They were a relic of conscription days when high numbers of junior officers were required and for a long time now all officer training has been done at Dartmouth, Sandhurst and Cranwell respectively. Places like Eaton Hall and Mons would have long closed before Biggles would have been old enough to train there.

Anonymous said...

Rick's made some relevant points before on shifty old Moores and his trumpeting of Marines connections. None has been refuted by Moores.

As with the 0% salaries, Moores seems to have only shot himslef in the foot.

For these photoshop pictures can we have ones of the civil servants? To be fair to the councillors, its the civil servants that lead them and so are worthy of parody.

McGonigal clutching a bag marked swag during the body search in Holloway?

Anonymous said...

10:21

I think you will find that Officer Training Centre (OTC) was a Royal Air Force term and that the army had Officer Training Schools (OCS) so you and Rick are both wrong.

Anonymous said...

10.25 the fact the Rick has made such claims before is irrelevant and, since he has a reputation for wild and unsubstantiated claims, why would anyone bother to refute them. As with you, proof is not one of his specialities. Just keep slinging the mud on the premise that some will ultimately stick.

Anonymous said...

10:29 you're talking nonsense. I disagree with several of Rick's points eg the gun range but he's been proven right on Thor and seems to be correct on Moores and the Marines - the latter has a reputation for exaggeration and now the 0% salaries corruption.

You've added nothing of substance to the debate and certainly no proof of your rather random views.

Anonymous said...

A full house today: the RYL van on the seafront (bending metal on the benches!), the kiosk car in GeorgeVI park and even a little TDC van driving along the promenade.

Anonymous said...

I know we'll get some grubby Manston-ite trying to say the opposite but was there any Fire or Customs cover yesterday, a Sunday, for the planes into Manston over the beach?

Richard Eastcliff said...

Have I mentioned the words 'fire' and 'engine' in the original post? No, I don't believe I have.

Any more of that nonsense and you'll be on the naughty step. End of.

Anonymous said...

I was going to add something about a fireman's pole or wrestling with their hose but shan't now.

Anonymous said...

If the Manston firemen are on duty do they like sliding down a fireman's pole, wrestling with their hose or playing with each other's helmets?

Or are they not on duty because they're too busy posing for one of those gay calendars?

And not being paid by Infratil of course. For fire duty. Not the gay calendars.

Richard Eastcliff said...

Hmmm... I wouldn't bother going on BGT with that sort of material, if I were you.

Anonymous said...

Cheeky. Maybe the Manston firemen could go on BGT. They'd have to turn up though. Gedditt!! Turn up!! Because they're not on duty. Please yourself.

Anonymous said...

11:33, how exactly has Rick been proven right over Moores and the Royal Marines Reserve. Indeed, if you think about it what exactly would constitute such prove on a blogsite.

Supposing I say my wife's great great grandfather won a Victoria Cross with the 93rd, which he did, how could I prove it on here? Impossible and it is hard to prove even at home. Sure we have the citation and family tree, but they could be forgeries.

Let's be fair about this. You and Rick often make claims for which you have absolutely no prove yet I am prepared to accept you believe them. Why, therefore, does Cllr Moores have to prove he was in the RM Reserve?

I await your response with interest.

Anonymous said...

Can't be bothered replying to this in any detail at all 5:12 as it's just so tedious.

Anonymous said...

In other words, 5:20, you have no answer so we can all take it that Simon Moores was in the Royal Marine Reserve until such time as you or Rick come up with something to prove otherwise.

Anonymous said...

Southern Water - and other water companies - and pollution and feeble fines etc:

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/damian-carrington-blog/2013/aug/05/water-companies-pollution

Anonymous said...

No 5:33 you're putting words in my mouth. I simply said your comments were tedious and not worth a reply. By rephrasing them to your own view you're simply reinforcing that point.

Rick can liaise with you on Moores and the Marines if he wishes. I said he seems to have a point - you twisted that into my saying he is definitely correct. Tedious.

If you've any specific contribution to make on Moores and the 0% salary fraud, then do so.

Readit said...

Not sure Sandy likes the cafe culture but he sure is inside the bars.

Anonymous said...

Let's hope more of our councillors and civil servants join him Readit! Who would you jail and why?

Anonymous said...

I'd jail Mcgonigal on the basis of her work as Finance Director and now CEO and Finance Director at TDC. I think she's either a fraudster or criminally negligent.

I don't think a payoff or P45 would justify the secrecy and delays and what seem downright lies at TDC for months and years.

Who would you jail and why?

Anonymous said...

I'd jail everyone who judges others anonymously.

Anonymous said...

That's a lot of judges in jail then AnonPious7:50. But you've not explained why?

Anonymous said...

It's difficult with Manston isn't it?

So many councillors and MP's and civil servants knew of the pollution/monitors removed etc but did nothing.

Yet many of the public will sicken and die - unnecessarily- from that same pollution.

And it continues even today.

So certainly Buchanan should be jailed. Also the Airport Committee heads?

Anonymous said...

Jailing the Thor and Environment Agency Directors must happen. What were they thinking?

Anonymous said...

What about the pilot of the Typhoon that flew over Ramsgate today? That must have been illegal.

Anonymous said...

It was, but that's fined initially.

Nobody's suggesting yet that the Manston fence should be cut in several places for public access.

Buchanan would probably try and let Pedro in the control tower be jailed anyway.

Anonymous said...

Latchford should go to jail for removing the Infratil monitors but the stress and cold would probably do him in.

Then again, he was at every KIACC meeting with Brian White and said nothing.

Anonymous said...

8:55, how would you catch the Typhoon pilot to fine him? Do you think the plod have something quicker they could use?

Anonymous said...

Who are the Pleasurama Directors? They should be fined or jailed surely?