Showing posts with label huge chopper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label huge chopper. Show all posts

Monday, December 16, 2013

Manhood Museum To Open In Margate

Thanet Council have approved plans for a new museum and gallery in Margate Old Town - only this time it will be strictly 'members only'.

The Margate Manhood Museum (3M) will be modelled on Iceland's Phallological Museum, which boasts a collection of more than 200 penises and penile parts, including one from a polar bear and four human specimens.

The move follows the successful revitalisation of Margate through the world renowned Turner Contemporary, which has single handedly transformed the town from a shambling shit heap to the darling of media luvvies and cloth-capped hipsters, virtually overnight.

A spokeswoman for Thanet Council said: 'We hope this new addition to Margate's creative offering will help the town stand out amongst the increasingly crowded south coast arts scene. We've had to beat off stiff competition from places like Hastings and Herne Bay, but in the end 3M decided that Margate offered the best overall package.'

3M Director Peter Johnson added: 'We are proud to be sticking up for Margate, and fully expect 3M to become embedded in the core of the town. Turner Contemporary, Old Town and the promising addition of the new Dreamland theme park in 2015 definitely mean Margate is becoming a hot spot for discerning visitors from all over the south east. They are no longer willing to be palmed off by a load of old bollocks - we aim to provide them with something they could give a toss about.'

The gallery is expected to open next Easter.

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Tucker Bush Trial

Sipping a latte and masticating a muffin in Charlotte Court over the weekend, courtesy of the excellent Age & Sons, I couldn't help thinking the ambiance was somewhat lacking. After exerting the noodle to its max, the old 20W bulb lit up. Where had the shrubbery gone? Take a butcher's...

Oh no, wait, there it is...

Hacked off and lying all over the shop! It looks as if the Ramsgate Chopper has been at it again! Tempting as it is to blame our beloved duffers for yet another crime against nature, I gather they're only partly responsible. Apparently they gave the 'Charlotte Court Residents' Association', which seems to consist solely of the chap who rather ostentatiously bought this...

in the full the glare of the BBC's Homes Under the Hammer cameras a couple of years back, permission to prune them.

Prune them? Prune them? That's a bit like chopping off both feet to trim your toenails! Kuh!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Armed Police In Camden Square


This story seems to be moving quickly. There are now reports of a large police raid being conducted in Camden Square here in Ramsgate. Thanks to reader Steve for the photos.

Update: More details now running on KM website here.

Update update: It appears three people, including a 15 year old boy, have been arrested following suspected robbery and kidnap. Investigations are ongoing. Click here for more.

Cops Get Their Huge Chopper Up

Holy helicopters! The rozzers have been buzzing Ramsgate for half an hour now in their ruddy great chopper. What's going on? More illegals jumping ship down at the port? (Thanks to regular contributor Walter for the pic).

Friday, December 11, 2009

Chopper Squad

I say! Does anyone know what all these helicopters that have been buzzing over the Millionaires' Playground yesterday and today are in aid of? I can barely hear the bubbles in my Krug! Kuh!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Chopper Out On Beach


The boys in yellow appeared to be carrying out an extensive search over an incredibly packed Ramsgate Main Sands a few minutes ago. Anyone know what's going on?

Blogged via iPhone whilst sipping a refreshingly cool pastis

Update: This has now been confirmed by Dover Coastguard as a search for an illegal immigrant that had jumped ship. Click here for more.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Spammer In The Works

Lorks! I've just found umpteen emails from you lovely people sitting in my junk mailbox. Quite how they found their way into a folder full of manhood missives and begging letters from Burkina Faso I've no idea. So apologies if you've thought me rather rude in not responding. I'll get through the backlog tomorrow I hope.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Huge Chopper

Yes, yes. I know what you're thinking. This is just an excuse to make a cheap joke. But seriously, it's been a lovely day here on Kent's Ramsgate Peninsula. Sun's been out, no training flights, hardly any wind. And when this thing throbbed over on its way to Manston it was quite exciting! See, I'm not totally against the airport.

No. No. On second thoughts you're right. It was just an excuse to make a cheap joke.