For some reason I haven't been invited to the BAFTAs tonight. It might be something to do with that incident at last year's awards when I offered to check a D-list female celebrity's, er, lungs. I am a cuddly, huggly, playful sort of chap, and I fear my friendly offer may have been misinterpreted. Ho-hum.
So in the continuing spirit of ignoring everything that is going on around me, here are more of your Will Scobie pics.
Actually I'm getting rather cheesed off with these, so I'll be back with all the rumour and gossip that's unfit to print next week, including news of a local councillor who has been caught with his trousers down - literally! Pip pip!