Urgh, my bonce! Still, it was worth it. I think. No, actually, I can't remember much about it. So it must have been good!
Anyoldhoo, I thought I'd snap off a quick one in this endless poo chain of a blog before I dash over to Jersey for a tax free meeting with the backers of my latest epic, A Snip at £900 for the Harley Street Vasectomy Clinic. And how convenient to be able to fly there from Chas 'n' Dave Margate International Airport! I'm going to make the booking now, here goes...
Drat! Maybe if I try another date, I can probably get the meeting put back...
Bugger! At a pinch I could try for the following week...
Oh well, so much for that. Looks like it'll be a quick sprint down to Portsmouth and the overnight ferry then. A snooze in the old ensuite cabin et voila! And it'll be cheaper - hurrah!
Meanwhile I've been scouring the old interbollocks on your behalf and come up with a Kentish site that I can highly recommend. Ray Parker was apparently the Mayor of Gravesham a few years back, as well as having written and performed the theme to Ghostbusters, of course. He is clearly a man of excellent taste. Taking a break from appearing in the latest 118 118 ads he writes:
When it comes to the capital of blogging, nowhere comes close to Thanet. There are loads of political blogs from all parties and many who just take the proverbial. The King of Thanet bloggers has to be Eastcliff Richard whose posts will have you in stitches. His media empire includes the Isle of Thanet Gazunder and ECR TV as well as pages on Facebook and Twitter. Oh and look out for the posts by Sister Assumpta..!
Aw, you're making me blush there Ray! Any chance you could get me in one of those super ads? I'd be prepared to wear the wig and tash and everything!
Click here to see if you can book a flight to Jersey
Click here for Ray Parker's blog