News just in from my spies over in Margate, the Arsonists' Playground. Apparently there's to be an announcement about the Anthea Turner Centre tomorrow. Word has it that it is definitely being relocated from its current putative position somewhere in the Thames Estuary to a more suitable site on shore.
Hurrah! Sense has clearly prevailed, and we look forward to sipping our macchiatos among the Picassos here in Ramsgate.