Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Fossett Gets It Up

At last! Millionaire Steve Fossett has finally got his private jet up in the air, and is six hours into his 26,000 mile flight from Florida to Ramsgate's International Airport.

The in-flight service, however, appears to be lacking something, since Steve is quoted as saying he will only be drinking milkshakes during his three-and-a-half day trip. No worries, Steve, the Dom Perignon's already on ice, and I'll stock up on some pork pies for when you land. Actually, the champagne's been on ice for quite a few days now, so I'll probably have to change the bucket.

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