News has finally filtered through to BBC South East news in Tunbridge Wells that there may be rather a large story happening way out east on the Ile de Thanet.
They have now dropped their previous lead story about a man from Faversham who has manufactured the world's largest pork sausage, and are running the Turner U-Turn at the top of their show.
Curses, though, on Councillor Sandy Beach, our glorious leader, who was interviewed on the programme. The Bela Lugosi lookalike wants to re-locate the gallery to a Margate car park. Surely, Sandy, Ramsgate would be the sensible choice?
So far neither of our local MPs, Sir Roger Wind and Stephen Ladyboy, have commented.