My visit to the local 'cop shop' to report the damage to the TT confirms my suspicion that the local constabulary are not up to the task of patrolling a millionaires' playground.
"You know the likelihood of us finding the person who did this is very small, don't you?" mutters the officer in charge of stating the bleeding obvious, as I hand over my particulars.
Time to call in that nice Sir Ian Blair from the big city. He knows how to get tough on crime, and he's got the nostril hairs to prove it.