The Margate Manhood Museum (3M) will be modelled on Iceland's Phallological Museum, which boasts a collection of more than 200 penises and penile parts, including one from a polar bear and four human specimens.
The move follows the successful revitalisation of Margate through the world renowned Turner Contemporary, which has single handedly transformed the town from a shambling shit heap to the darling of media luvvies and cloth-capped hipsters, virtually overnight.
A spokeswoman for Thanet Council said: 'We hope this new addition to Margate's creative offering will help the town stand out amongst the increasingly crowded south coast arts scene. We've had to beat off stiff competition from places like Hastings and Herne Bay, but in the end 3M decided that Margate offered the best overall package.'
3M Director Peter Johnson added: 'We are proud to be sticking up for Margate, and fully expect 3M to become embedded in the core of the town. Turner Contemporary, Old Town and the promising addition of the new Dreamland theme park in 2015 definitely mean Margate is becoming a hot spot for discerning visitors from all over the south east. They are no longer willing to be palmed off by a load of old bollocks - we aim to provide them with something they could give a toss about.'
The gallery is expected to open next Easter.
9 comments:
It comes as no surprise to me that TDC is backing this project. I hear they have many old pr*cks which could be exhibited.
Loving the innuendos in this. I could add some but will resist the temptation. Oh just the one then. Another bunch of useless....
I suppose we can be gratefull that there wont be an appearance of any part of Iris. Or perhaps there will!!
looks like a home for sad cretin wankers
I am very surprised that Thanet Council is supporting this because it clearly hasn't got any "cojones" of its own
Hilarious. Can't wait for the reactions of the Great and the Good.
Christine
Thanet Watch
Don't be such a dick richerd lol all the best
Surely a fallacy?
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