A Broadstairs woman has spoken of her shock and surprise at finding a whelk.
Builder's wife Jody Dobson, 29, described the moment she was walking along the beach at Dumpton Gap and discovered what she thought was a Belgian chocolate. 'My mum buys me these Belgian chocolates for Christmas and I just thought it was one of them. But when I picked it up it was all hard like, and seemed more like a snail.'
Jody took the whelk home to show to her children - Chantelle, 5, and Reece, 7. She added: 'I never knew there was a beach at Dumpton Gap before, let alone these things on it. When my husband Craig came home he told me it was a whelk and not to be so daft. I felt like a right moron!'
Whelks are common along the Thanet coast, according to marine biologist Professor Paul Murray. 'They are distantly related to snails but actually belong to the Buccinidae family,' said Prof Murray. 'Whilst many are edible, they certainly do not taste like chocolate.'
Sadly the story has an unhappy ending, as Jody explains: 'Once I knew what it was, I kept it in a bucket of tap water, but it went all still and died not long after.'
11 comments:
........in tap water! Will she be getting a call from the RSPCW?
At last the education begins.
A contrived and unlikely story.
I enjoyed that heartwarming story
Thanet tap water kills! Time for change, blah blah blah.
Can we have the serialisation rights to this story?
I don't know, John, for I saw a woman coming up from the beach carrying a whelk. I remember thinking at the time "I wonder what she is going to do with that whelk!" Had I known she intended to drown it in a bucket I might have intervened. Now I shall be plagued by guilt.
There'll be a whelk home at the seaside
There'll be a whelk home in the shale
William,
Today the callous murder of our whelks, tomorrow it could be our winkles. The public should be warned.
According to the Urban Dictionary a whelk is "Means a very annoying person who never knows when to shut up.
Bloke one, "Hey your girlfriends a skank"
Bloke two, "Get the F*** out you Whelk""
There appear to be plenty in Thanet.
I know where there are 56 more..
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