Friday, October 11, 2013

Snooze Newz

Cripes! All that talk of my kip being interrupted by knackered old jumbos has forced me to reassess the sleeping arrangements here at the old cliff top mansion!

And who better to consult than the Ile's leading bed emporium, Thanet Bedz?!

Their same day delivery and 'honest prices every day' policy make them the ideal place for the discerning, yet mean, millionaire to find that divine divan or superking snoozeriser at a massive discount. They also do sofas, bedroom furniture and dining tables, so I might as well get the entire place kitted out while I'm at it!!!

Why not tool along to their Ramsgate or Margate showrooms and see for yourself? Or give them a call on 01843 595858. They're also offering a FREE £400 silk pocket sprung divan for every 1000th Facebook like, so you should really check that out as, who knows, you might soon find yourself sleeping like a millionaire too!!!!

NB: The fact that Thanet Bedz are now sponsoring this blog, having left a substantial sum in a manilla envelope behind the hot water pipes in the Cavendish Street khazis, has had no influence on the content of this post.

5 comments:

MarkyWarky said...

This is not the sort of thrusting, heavyweight and driving journalism we have come to expect from you ECR?
Or is there a 'back story' to this? :P

MarkyWarky said...

This is not the sort of thrusting, heavyweight and driving journalism we have come to expect from you ECR?
Or is there a 'back story' to this? :P

Anonymous said...

Are they unhappy with their current arrangement of occupying Charles Manston/Get Carter verges at one of those fab roundabouts on the way into sleepy Thanet? Are you also agreeing to them parking in your mansion driveway for the forseeable future?

Richard Eastcliff said...

Well, as long as they keep paying the fees, they can park on my blog for as long as they like!

RossM said...

They should be able to afford it - what with the whopping £20 delivery charge they put on every order !!