Tuesday, April 16, 2013

That Thatcher Funeral Buffet Menu In Full

Assorted Nuts
Pickled Scargills

 Minted Burgers
Roast Rump Of Argentinian Belgrano Beef With Delorsradish Sauce
Falkland Island Lamb Cutlets
French Fries
Irish Potatoes
Brussels Sprouts
Foraged Heath Turnips

 Sour Grapes
Essex Mandarins
Nutty Slack
Cabinet Pudding
Eton Mess
Bombe Surprise
Finchley Blue Cheese And Crackers

 Bitter Pils
Chateau Callaghan 1979
Privatised Port
Coffee And Humbugs

Catering supplied by Nigel Lawson
Handbags at Dawn


Schmoozyschlepp said...

I thought Cabinet Pudding and Eton Mess were the same thing!

Anonymous said...

They are these days!

Michael Child said...

Have you opened a Margate department Richard http://margatemadness.wordpress.com/2013/04/16/luncheon/

Anonymous said...

I'm off to a marvellous party
With caviar or so I have learnt
And for post-nibbles entertainment
The hostess ends up getting burnt

The menu and guest list are stunning
With Tory MPs by the score
And even our friend Cecil Parkinson
Who'll be sporting his latest [escort]

I remember the recent Olympics
And the Queen's helicopter-based stunt
I'm quite surprised she is coming
Because apparently she thinks I'm a [witch]

But soon I'll be off to meet Denis
To the sound of St Paul's doleful bell
Then we'll promenade our way to eternity
That is we're both off to rot away in he'll.

Lyndon T Palmer said...

I note that a Kent based Ghurka will be a Nepal bearer.

I assume the plan is not for horizontal carriage of the coffin.

Police are establishing a total exclusion zone.

Anonymous said...

My party's been sumptous and moving
It's cost you a whole lot of dosh
But to taxpayers and those who suffered under me
Up yours, I don't give a toss.

Anonymous said...

The cost of the funeral would have kept Snowdown Colliery open four years.

But tonight at the Miners Welfare they'll be no such thing as sobriety.

Anonymous said...

I hope they have a great evening.