Having spent the last day or so researching the local political scene here on the Ile de Thanet, it appears we have two MPs. This means we're quite well-endowed with politicians, given that there is only a total population of around 125,000 (including pit bulls).
One of the MPs is the appropriately named Roger Gale (appropriate given the amount of wind he appears to emit). He's in that nice young David Cameron's party. The other is the no-less strangely named Dr Stephen Ladyboy. Dr Ladyboy is the Minister for Transport for Tony, which means he has something to do with making the trains run on time, I think.
So far I have not come across any sign of the Liberals, who are more my cup of tea (especially if it's got a nip in it, if you know what I mean). I'll keep you posted.