Friday, January 13, 2006

Barkers' Nests

How dismal to find that, out for my evening constitutional last night, I'd stepped in a barker's nest.

The pavements round here are littered with them, probably emanating from all those well-endowed pit-bull terriers being tugged around on strings by rather unsavoury looking people wearing tracksuits.

I shall invest in a can of luminous spray paint and daub all the offending items. That way they'll glow in the dark, and all responsible Ramsgate citizens will be able to avoid them.

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