May The Sauce Be With You

Reader Amy from Margate writes:

I was walking past the Lido the other day when I noticed the hotel opposite had been renamed 'Siths Court' (see photo attached). A coach outside was disgorging a load of crumblies who made the evil Emperor Palpatine look positively baby-faced.

What with this, and what appears to be an imperial battlecruiser being constructed on the Rendezvous car park, I am beginning to be concerned that Planet Thanet is turning to the dark side! What next? A Death Star on the Dreamland site?

Keep up the good work,
Amy

Amy, these are not the signs of an imperial invasion you are looking for.

Gerry/Builders

Cripes! I see local teeny-tiny council campaigner Gerry O'Ramsgate has waded into the murky waters of the Pleasurama Development (aka Royal Sands aka Titanic aka Elsbels Palace Hotel).

In a recent email to all our local councillors, he writes:

Don't forget that at the Eastcliff Resident's Association meeting where the developers (£££££££££) met the people (********) I extracted an undertaking from Chief Planning Officer Brian White (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) that he would keep an eagle eye on the height of the development (??????????) and call a halt if the footings and the subsequent layers suggest the promised height is likely to be exceeded as we all know it will. Developers' measuring rulers and tapes come in Metric, Imperial and Fictional.

Go get 'em, Gerry!