Only in your super, soaraway Eastcliff Richard! Each week Thanet's Labour leader Derek Hartorah sees what's coming in his crystal ball, politically speaking!
our faithful poodle Alan passed over into the spirit world this week
we were devastated. These wonderful creatures give so much comfort and
love but are only with us here in the physical realm for a short time.
Ten years seemed to go so quickly.
But I am here to
assure you that, like us, they live on. Recently I felt Alan's
presence during an art installation in Cliftonville. It seemed he was jealous
of the Irish Wolfhound, Iris, that I acquired after he passed over.
Iris is a very different kind of animal. She's more of an affectionate
show-off than Alan and seems inclined to learn all manner of tricks.
Her rather chirpy disposition has not endeared her to the other dogs in
the area though, and only yesterday I had to chase away a stout
little Jack Russell who seemed intent on shafting poor old Iris up the
Alan came to me again the other week,
over lunch at the Greedy Cow, and informed me that, sadly, Iris would
soon be joining him in the after life, and that my next dog would be a
Pomeranian called David.
That's enough Derek Hartorah - Ed.