tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post7032983175508281192..comments2023-12-21T00:14:07.455+00:00Comments on <center>EASTCLIFF RICHARD</center>: Building ShiteRichard Eastcliffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10514972891192411470noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-27836294308284309012010-08-27T11:47:00.819+01:002010-08-27T11:47:00.819+01:00Baker's buying up the whole of Ramsgate. Who t...Baker's buying up the whole of Ramsgate. Who the eff is he and where can I get my brown envelope ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-44800906302718301872010-08-27T10:22:07.765+01:002010-08-27T10:22:07.765+01:00Baker is the answer - and fully supported evidentl...Baker is the answer - and fully supported evidently by Ramsgates very own first and last?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-15046893279706210212010-08-27T08:39:53.856+01:002010-08-27T08:39:53.856+01:00I heard they were based i nthe Cayman's and th...I heard they were based i nthe Cayman's and the identities of the Directors are a closely guarded secret.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-177875527335492682010-08-26T23:12:44.787+01:002010-08-26T23:12:44.787+01:00Anyone know who the deveoper is for this new build...Anyone know who the deveoper is for this new building?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-29286770666462439282010-08-26T21:33:01.768+01:002010-08-26T21:33:01.768+01:00High time the Town Council showed it's teeth a...High time the Town Council showed it's teeth and kicked this load of nonsense into the long grass. Let's focus on getting a quality renovation of the old casino. The open space in front of the Maritime Museum is welcome and doesn't need to be filled with anything.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-33478851405440697632010-08-26T20:54:40.271+01:002010-08-26T20:54:40.271+01:00The personnel who support this edifice, are requir...The personnel who support this edifice, are required to be doubled around the town square like mobile lollipops then rammed up the orifice of our teeny tiny council!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-40501259335522653402010-08-26T18:05:54.627+01:002010-08-26T18:05:54.627+01:00On the same theme, who remembers the Redcaps on Wa...On the same theme, who remembers the Redcaps on Waterloo station. One Sunday evening on the way back to Aldershot, one took me aside and gave me a right ticking off about being a disgrace to Queen's uniform whilst his mate, all redcap, gleaming boots, shaved BD and white webbing, chatted up my girlfriend for her phone number. And the bitch gave it to him so that was the end of that romance. Happy days????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-54372011178959406132010-08-26T08:30:49.354+01:002010-08-26T08:30:49.354+01:00This could really kick off. One miserable wretch ...This could really kick off. One miserable wretch when described as a 'shit house on wheels' by RSM Paddy Lynch, all six and a half feet of triangular shaped Irish Guardsman responded to the usual bellowed "What are you?" that he was a "mobile latrine." Huge roar, bordering on shriek, produced two RPs and the wretch was doubled away followed by the sound of clanging metal doors as he was incarcerated in a place 'where the birds could not shit on him' no less!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-81570788090401144102010-08-26T07:43:23.823+01:002010-08-26T07:43:23.823+01:00A brilliant idea.
WE could install a Victorian ...A brilliant idea. <br /><br />WE could install a Victorian urinal for visitors to scrape clean with a razor blade. A lawned area for visitors to mow with nail scissors.<br /><br />And, my particular favourite, puddles to be pumped clear of dirty rainwater, scrubbed clean and refilled with tap water.<br /><br />I never made it to Colly. Although, as a lance jack, the SSM arbitrarily sentenced me to hanging and carried out sentence himself.<br /><br />A fight between me and two Yorkshire puds of 4/7 Dragoon Guards occurred near our helicopters. York puds are often of a florid and large demeanour and so it was with this pair. Resulting in my horizontal re-alignment in close proximity to a fire bucket. I grabbed a handful of sand and introduced it to their eyes. <br /><br />AS I began to throw telling combinations and kicks at my temporarily blinded opponents the SSM intervened.<br /><br />And sentenced me to hanging.<br /><br />I assume you are familiar with Weston differential technology. The manual chain hoist of which we had a fine example in our appropriately named "Hangar"<br /><br />About a 30 feet vertical lift capacity. <br /><br />He slit a hook hole under the rear of my collar suggested I pray that the collar stitching held firm and heaved at the pulley chain with gusto.<br /><br />I don't know whether your experience is similar. But as a young man in certain situations (like being suspended 30 feet up whispering pleas to a supreme being vis a vis collar stitching integrity) a certain bravado takes over which is not a helpful contribution to the devloping scenario.<br /><br />The SSM asked why I thought I was being hanged.<br /><br />And I replied "Not a f-cking clue up here sah you keeping me in suspense"<br /><br />Which so entertained the lads and the SSM that he announced a prolonged NAAFI break. <br /><br />Eventually he lowered me to terra firma.<br /><br />What was that all about sir.<br /><br />"Fire precautions. Someone's life could depend on that bucket of sand being full"<br /><br />The 4/7 lads ? Damping and blotting their eyes to recover any lost grain of sand.<br /><br />There is an anecdote for the new dog's boner building.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-69520334845444210852010-08-25T20:14:58.820+01:002010-08-25T20:14:58.820+01:00Glasshouses, long term incarceration in Shepton Ma...Glasshouses, long term incarceration in Shepton Mallet, peeing at the double in the MCTC Colchester, army screws and Redcaps. Sounds like some folk from Thanet had interesting National Service experiences. Anyone make it to the 'Gyppo Queen' in the Gut or Black Sue's down Tanzimat Street?<br /><br />Maybe the apparition planned for the harbour could house a museum of our combined memoirs. Visitors could even pee and have chipped mugs of tea at the double for fun!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-17802416539260497682010-08-25T17:35:51.341+01:002010-08-25T17:35:51.341+01:00Not so much a dog's erection as a dog's br...Not so much a dog's erection as a dog's breakfastAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-33557712761169969272010-08-25T16:01:01.924+01:002010-08-25T16:01:01.924+01:00I'm not against modern architecture but it loo...I'm not against modern architecture but it looks quite ugly and definitely in the wrong place.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-18688985884378831542010-08-25T13:32:22.080+01:002010-08-25T13:32:22.080+01:00If we painted it red its emergence for use could b...If we painted it red its emergence for use could be something of a spectacle. Like a lipstick or dog's erection.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-46480496232578231802010-08-25T13:29:47.543+01:002010-08-25T13:29:47.543+01:00It looks susceptible to gasometer technology. Per...It looks susceptible to gasometer technology. Perhaps it could appear above ground only when it is booked for a function (such as an emergency remand centre or an Old Ruymians "we are a happy lodge !!!!" takeaway and karaoke night)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-67092260594739040602010-08-24T21:55:32.500+01:002010-08-24T21:55:32.500+01:00And the 80s-90s too Anon! I recall it being demol...And the 80s-90s too Anon! I recall it being demolished to make way for The Promenade Hotel (etc) circa 1999.Peter Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06283534498743254609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-77345833709537918752010-08-24T21:30:56.722+01:002010-08-24T21:30:56.722+01:00anon again!
It looks, to me, like the old Margate...anon again!<br /><br />It looks, to me, like the old Margate info centre that used to be near the Station in the 60-70's.<br />I wondered what they had done with it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-68754430294473304022010-08-24T19:58:18.910+01:002010-08-24T19:58:18.910+01:00It looks like a poor man's Turner Contemporary...It looks like a poor man's Turner Contemporary.Peter Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06283534498743254609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-48522002385469910722010-08-24T19:37:35.815+01:002010-08-24T19:37:35.815+01:00Try telling kids today about peeing at the double ...Try telling kids today about peeing at the double they won't believe you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-13917112129837660842010-08-24T18:58:47.037+01:002010-08-24T18:58:47.037+01:00As I recall at Colchester, those MPSC screws used ...As I recall at Colchester, those MPSC screws used to even make us Redcaps double when we arrived with a prisoner. Most undignified for it could cause your 'weights' to drop out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-42938835221910852232010-08-24T17:18:58.877+01:002010-08-24T17:18:58.877+01:00Perhaps the people that organised this carbuncle c...Perhaps the people that organised this carbuncle could equally "walk on the Moon".<br /><br />Our Teeny Tiny Council have now compromised themselves to any ability to take residents views forward on this matter.<br /><br />Certain Cllrs should not meet certain developers behind closed doors should they?????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-52460912926013102132010-08-24T16:24:33.314+01:002010-08-24T16:24:33.314+01:00During my own time at "Colly" an enterta...During my own time at "Colly" an entertaining screw fed one of my mates beetroot, another carrots and myself asparagus.<br /><br />This lent something of a challenge to peeing at the double as we had to do it according to the traffic light sequence.<br /><br />Fun times. <br /><br />Well as an Old Heresy I did aspire to working for the council. I saw myself as a director of planning. But the interview did not go well.<br /><br />"Have you a police record" they asked<br /><br />"Walking on the Moon" I replied.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-47738673323750328072010-08-24T16:14:12.218+01:002010-08-24T16:14:12.218+01:00I didn't need to come to mention it but, nonet...I didn't need to come to mention it but, nonetheless, damned fine idea that I should do so.<br /><br />As an Old Heresy I am not, shall we say, unfamiliar with the likes of Colchester or Shepton Mallet. <br /><br />I am now seeing some merit in this. For example the tourist attraction potential of people with a prurient interest in watching inmates peeing at the double. Always more difficult on a cold day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-2305513492756918622010-08-24T13:23:56.728+01:002010-08-24T13:23:56.728+01:00You could be right. Looks like an old army glassh...You could be right. Looks like an old army glasshouse now you come to mention it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-29314396343842475142010-08-24T13:10:13.894+01:002010-08-24T13:10:13.894+01:00Well I attended Hereson finishing academy for youn...Well I attended Hereson finishing academy for young gentlemen.<br /><br />As an Old Heresy I would say that building is a sin bin.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-22710694873044832982010-08-24T13:07:12.432+01:002010-08-24T13:07:12.432+01:00Old Rum One said
What the green blazers is thet a...Old Rum One said<br /><br />What the green blazers is thet all about ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com