Monday, May 15, 2006

Huggy Bear

That pen/gun, watch/laser chappie over on Thanet Life appears to have got the measure of me. He's painted a pretty accurate picture of my secret life as a dope dealing pimp, and now, I'm afraid, I have to come clean. Let's look at the facts:

1. I'm a millionaire with a cliff top mansion and a posh car.
2. I know lots of celebrities.
3. I once met David Soul.

It all stacks up, doesn't it? And now I cannot stand the pressure of maintaining my anonymity any longer. I am, in fact, Huggy Bear out of Starsky and Hutch.

5 comments:

Richard Eastcliff said...

I've got it all wrong again. I meant to refer to myself as a pimp dealing dope.

Richard Eastcliff said...

The Smooth Doperator?

Richard Eastcliff said...

Perhaps I should be driving around in a Hillman Pimp.

Richard Eastcliff said...

Chill my man, have a puff on this dude.

Richard Eastcliff said...

It's a comma mistake, dude.